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Snowman news
Humpty Dumpty has another big fall!
Humpty Dumpty was seriously injured as he attempted to fix a leak on the town hall’s roof.
Little Bo Peep was looking for her sheep and she saw what happened.
“So I looked up and saw Humpty Dumpty, but I didn’t think much as he always falls off of the wall. Then I saw the other snowman come up behind him.” We asked what happened next but she thought that he was helping Humpty and she rounded the corner and missed what happened next.
“The next thing I heard was Humpty Dumpty yelling so I ran back and saw the stranger going down the ladder and Humpty Dumpty on the ground.”
An amateur photographer was there (this one always seems to be around when this type of thing happens) and she was photographing the building for her website. She got photos of the attack.
The attacker is named Bob Snow. It is said that he is a cohort of Mr. C.T Dummy who is still at large. Both are very dangerous.
The King’s men say that they cannot put Humpty together again but he should be fine after a few months of hospitalization at the North Pole.
For more info on Mr C.T Dummy go to The MANnequin News.
“Swinging”
One thing to learn before you grow up.
Oh Deer, John is Dead!
When the kids went to Science Sleuths this month, Momma, Megan and I went for a walk. We decided to go some place we have never gone to before. It had a couple of islands, a bunch of neat trees and quite a few shells. We were walking along the trail and Momma saw a bunch of ducks that flew away. As they were taking off, I saw some ribs in a patch of ice on the river. I went along past a tree and saw an antler, then I called back to tell Momma what I found.
I got a picture of it because Momma could not see it very well from where she was. I practiced editing it to make it look better. It would have been a little better if there was a skull–though I don’t think I could have taken it from the park–or a lot better if the buck had still been alive 🙂
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Sasquatch Update
Contrary to popular belief, this was not a bunch of pine branches! It was real. But it was not a real Sasquatch. 🙂
My friend, Cardin, brought the outfit. We had thought it would be fun to get some “Sasquatch” pictures.
The outfit is called a ghillie suit (Or a yowie suit. If you want to learn more look it up at Wikipedia)
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The reason they are nicknamed yowie suits is because some Australians thought they looked like a Yowie. A Yowie is a thing that looks like Sasquatch.
Bitty Baby Bird
Yikes!
Daddy told us about a golf course in Australia that has 8-10 ft sharks in it! They got in when a nearby river flooded.
Who wants to play golf?
The MANnequin news
Amateur photographer gets photo of attempted murder!
DRÂ C.T Dummy was seriously injured when bungee jumping off Banister Cliff last night.
An amateur photographer who was coming to get photos of the bungee jump meet saw it happen. She says; “I was practicing to get some good shots of my favorite jumper, Jumping Jack Nimble, when I noticed the scissors! I yelled for Policeman Boy Blue and he sounded the horn from there.”
Boy Blue says ; “I was trying to get the cows out of the cornfield when I heard the photographer yell. I ran over and saw Mr C.T Dummy running away from the scene of the crime. I called for backup but we could not find him.”
The suspect was last seen on Banister Cliff last night. He is just under 5″ tall, bald and has crash test symbols all over him. If you see him notify authorizes immediately.
DR C.T Dummy will be ok but will be hospitalized for days.