Wise Words

For school today, I had to write about some wise things that life has taught me.

1. Never look an angry Alpaca in the eye.

2. Never wear sandals into a barn with goats.

3. Always close the door to the goat pen.

4. Never think that huge goats cannot get through that tiny hole. There is a reason that goat’s name is TROUBLE!
   

5. Remember that different people have different definitions of inclimate weather.

6. Cowboy hats get stored UPSIDE DOWN!

7. Give my littlest sister two sticks and she will play violin for the rest of the day.

8. Give my little brother two sticks and then send him outside.

9. Never hug a porcupine.
   

10. Always hug your little sisters!