Uncle Sam was right. It is a Dragon fruit. Daddy was given the fruit by the guy he was working with. So he brought it, and declared it and everything you need to do if you are bringing fruit from one country to another, and they let him bring it home.
We ate ours Sunday. It tasted like kiwi that was not very strong flavored. Momma said it tasted like vanilla kiwi. It had the texture of a skinless grape. I would have liked it more if the flavor was stronger.
I drew this picture of what I thought a “Fruit dragon” looked like. I hope you like it 🙂