Why Grandma should go Paragliding with me.

Flying above a Barbarian Horde.
Flying above a Barbarian Horde.

I would like to go paragliding more then snorkeling mostly because it sounds neater.  I think that fewer people go paragliding. I do not know the numbers, but you don’t see camps taking the kids on paragliding trips.

Perhaps the reason Grandma should go paragliding with me is to get away from the snakes. When snorkeling you are in danger of encountering both water snakes and the everyday snakes you find on land. When paragliding you only really need to look out for them when you take off and land. The only times you need to look out for flying snakes are when you are in the Amazon or above a Barbarian Horde that is lobbing snakes over castle walls. I don’t know the numbers, but I don’t think those happen very often.

Grandma, shall we schedule a paragliding trip soon?